Posted 8 years ago

mushroomnixies:

just-shower-thoughts:

It is amazing to think that nighttime is actually the natural state of the universe, and the only reason we have daytime is because Earth just so happens to be facing a giant star illuminating it.

This fucked me up omg

Posted 9 years ago
twigwise:
“ unoetrino:
“ UNSTOPPABLE.
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nyoom
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twigwise:

unoetrino:

UNSTOPPABLE.

nyoom

Posted 9 years ago

daydream-in-lilac:

squided:

WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

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MEN

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ALSO

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ARE

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GIVEN

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UNREALISTIC

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EXPECTATIONS

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DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

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HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

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TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

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IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

I get the feeling someone replaced all the photos but it makes this post so much better.

Posted 9 years ago
doctorbullets:
“ maneth985:
“ harzilla:
“ fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:
“ dajo42:
“ if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao
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I went to the Renaissance faire dressed...

doctorbullets:

maneth985:

harzilla:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

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Amazing.

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frankton:

christmas is in 3 days what the fuck? what the fuck?? what the fuck??????????????

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mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.